Rick Pitino - How to Have Sex in Public Without Being Noticed

By The Computer Guru

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I’m sure Rick Pitino is the happiest man alive thanks to Michael Vick, the Philadelphia Eagles, Brett Favre and the Minnesota Vikings! The NFL bails out a college basketball coach who was involved in one of the biggest and under reported sex scandals in history. I didn’t see that one coming!

The squeaky clean hot blooded Italian Stallion clad in designer suits, Italian dress shoes who calimed to be a devout Roman Catholic did the unthinkable – had sex in a restaurant on a table -without even using a condom. As if that wasn’t bad enough – he gets the woman pregnant and shells out $3,000 for an abortion (he later claimed it as insurance money).

Now that we know Rick is a sexual predator unlikely to change, I wanted to be the first to offer him a book to read before his next sexual conquest (school bus or locker room):

How to Have Sex in Public Without Being Noticed by Marcel Feigel