Saturday, August 22, 2009

Mike Vick - Congratulations and Good Luck!


By The Computer Guru
OpenlineATL

Congratulations Michael Vick - and for the first time in my life, I also have to congratulate the Philidelphia Eagles for doing something I approve of - signing Michael Vick to the chagrin of PETA and other irrational animal lovers out there. Now don't get me wrong - I HATE THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES!

Eagles fans are the absolute dregs of humanity - a collection of the most vile, disgusting, uneducated, ignorant and moronic members of the human species. Unfortunately, I have almost the same level of contempt for PETA - an organization that continues to prove that animal lover extremists are just as crazy an Philadelphia Eagles fans.

So - is this a marriage made in heaven? Is it possible that the crazed fans of the Eagles will meet the crazed PETA extremists for the ultimate confrontation in Philly - a matter vs. anti-matter collision resulting in a gigantic worm hole that consumes all of Philadelphia and PETA as we know it?

One can only dream...

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